Randomness
Content●I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa. Not screaming and shouting like the passengers in his car.
●Friends are like when you pee yourself. Everyone can see it but only you get that warm feeling.
●Few women admit there age, few men act there’s.
●In the book of life the answers aren’t in the back
●ME? Look at yourself!
●Love is magic but magic can sometimes be an allusion.
●The world is going to hell and I’m the one driving the bus.
●Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
●I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
●Love is like boogers you pick at it until you find it then when you have it you don’t know what to do with it!
you put it in your pie hole.
The booger or the love?
Ew.
●Dr. Dr.
Yes
Dr. Dr.
YES
Dr. Dr.
What do you want!
Poly want a cracker.
●The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
●Your not insane when you argue with yourself.
Your insane when you argue with yourself and lose.
●I’m not retarded I’m special.
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Raaaaaraaar!!!
I have just finished a presentation thing I did on fashion and in the middle of it is some leotards (lady Gagas brought them back, baby!!!) anyway the teacher said something about them 'Not being back' then Kelly said she was wrong and that his girlfriend was running round the house in a leotard the other day and the entire class roared in laughter with bad thoughts... poor Kelly. he went bright red and tried to explain but it was no use...
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Lizzy: I might as well enquire... why, with so evident a design of offending and insulting me, you chose to tell me that you love me against your will, against your reason, and even against your character?!
Mr. Darcy: I was hypnotized...?!
Me:
lol leotards and you have the randomist stuff happening to you
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Freinds will bail you out of jail
best freinds will be siting right
beside you saying "Awsome"
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Lizzy: I might as well enquire... why, with so evident a design of offending and insulting me, you chose to tell me that you love me against your will, against your reason, and even against your character?!
Mr. Darcy: I was hypnotized...?!
Me:
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When opportunity knocks, answer.
When opportunity whacks you in the face get up and beat the crap out of it, then accept it's offer. - Dark Mousy
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Lizzy: I might as well enquire... why, with so evident a design of offending and insulting me, you chose to tell me that you love me against your will, against your reason, and even against your character?!
Mr. Darcy: I was hypnotized...?!
Me:
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Freinds will bail you out of jail
best freinds will be siting right
beside you saying "Awsome"
what have you been up 2?
missing u heaps!!!
.:EscapedArtist:.
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Lizzy: I might as well enquire... why, with so evident a design of offending and insulting me, you chose to tell me that you love me against your will, against your reason, and even against your character?!
Mr. Darcy: I was hypnotized...?!
Me:
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""[~I'm a Risembool Ranger! RED DAWN!~]""
~Death is only the beginning to an everlasting dream.
~Stop, drop, and roll doesn't work in Hell.
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Me + Ryan Ross = 4evr! (if only!)
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